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Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.
John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.
by Pete1688 October 6, 2012
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squirrel day

A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.
I'm having a real squirrel day!
by viennabeo April 8, 2015
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Grey Squirrel

North Wales phrase for an older man.

Generally, one that has grey hair.

Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.

Tends to be bushier
Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
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squirrel in the motor

The act of leaving a condom inside of another's rectum during anal sex, resulting in a surprised and dismayed facial expression.
"Heya, ah Henry, what are you doing in there in the bathroom? It sounds like you're blowing up a balloon?!?"
"No, uhhhh, I've got a squirrel in the motor. It looks like Casper's lips hanging out of your asshole."
by Tdawg94 January 2, 2019
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weed squirrel

A weed squirrel is any person who conserves nuglets, nuglings, shake, and half-bowls for consumption when weed is scarce.
Dude, quit being such a fucking weed squirrel, we can always buy another sack.
by Ross Vernal February 28, 2013
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Squirrel Juice

When you hit an energy drink / shot or multiple energy drinks / shots and you start feeling like you’re floating and crazy hyper. Or you feel crazy horny.
Yo Bro, I heist of hit some squirrel juice before we left cause I’m about to climb all over everything and those girls over there.
by Kangaroodick September 9, 2021
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Squirrel Rabbit

Someone that likes nuts like a squirrel and hops like a rabbit to each pair
Omg Becky is such a squirrel rabbit she's hit up every guy in school
by F and D October 6, 2016
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