Spotted wang

A penis with lots of freckles on it

Girl: hey can we talk?
Guy: sure about what?
Girl: my friend told me you have a spotted wang is that true?
Guy: FUCK OFF ITS NORMAL

by Epixzdude May 23, 2016

Wang ten

Naked surfing

Dude's out there man, I mean really out there.

Right on bro, wang ten

by DW's July 11, 2016

catch wang

A person who fails to catch an object thrown too them. Particularly if the object was not difficult to catch.
Someone who does not attempt to catch an object thrown to them is still a catch wang, unless they did not see the object being thrown.
Note: someone who catches an object but then drops it is not a catch wang.

If my friend Chris failed to catch a beer I threw to him I would say:

"Argh Chris! You're such a catch wang!"

by yousee April 18, 2010

bibble wang

When you make plans 3 weeks in advance, just to have a friend get sick and cancel.

"Zac totally bibble wanged us. Now wye have to go bowling without him."

by Jonas Mayo July 26, 2017

Wiggly wang

It’s a peen long or short idk but it wiggles

Bro put you wiggly wang away

by Instakilla_17 August 2, 2020

wang banged

got hit, slapped up, shot, killed, knocked out, dropped

I was playing call of duty and the enemy proper wang banged me in the face.

by EccSta November 3, 2019

rainbow wang

When you squeeze your pecker sooo hard that the tip, shaft and balls are all 7 colours of the rainbow

Damn Mr Belsar, when you wear those tight little jeans to work you’re putting me in real danger of cutting the tongues out of my shoes and giving myself and serious case of the Rainbow Wang

by Mr Shipway May 26, 2023