The routine is a set of sexual actions performed to enhance intercourse. The routine begins with the female bending backwards and grabbing her ankles or lower legs. She then (with assistance from the male if necessary) rolls forward onto the male's erect phallus. Once the penis is thoroughly mounted the male grabs the still rolled female and proceeds to rotate her 360 degrees on his penis.
Guy1 - "DUDE! How was the date with that yoga teacher last night?"
Guy2 - "Broski, it was awesome! I gave her the Ol' Michelin Tire Routine! It was totally sweet!"
Guy2 - "Broski, it was awesome! I gave her the Ol' Michelin Tire Routine! It was totally sweet!"
by That Guy's Mob of Cronies November 22, 2008
by Anuff August 02, 2015
"Hey are you ok?"
"Im fine, just a little tired."
(They really mean, push me off a roof and make it look like an accident.)
"Im fine, just a little tired."
(They really mean, push me off a roof and make it look like an accident.)
by 2_shots_of_vodka May 31, 2020
"Passing by to buy tires for my daughter" is slang in the United States Marine Corps for laying siege to, seizing, and controlling fueling facilities during combat operations or civil unrest
"Gas prices are through the roof right now. I was over at Costco this morning passing by to buy tires for my daughter and the line was 4 cars deep on each pump. Naturally I told the attendant "I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I’ll spare your lives. Just walk away; I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."
by Backyard Possum May 12, 2021
by cape hatrack August 15, 2022
To go on a much anticipated bike ride with your buddies.
Touring part of the USA on cruizers or riding the technical single tracks near Stanley, Idaho every year for the past eleven years.
Touring part of the USA on cruizers or riding the technical single tracks near Stanley, Idaho every year for the past eleven years.
We are going to kick the tires and light the fires to Sturgis and back.
or
We are going to kick the tires and light the fires is Stanley, Idaho.
or
We are going to kick the tires and light the fires is Stanley, Idaho.
by rrinskeep March 06, 2011
A sex move commonly used in the gay community where you stick a bike pump in someones ass or balls and proceed to inflate them.
by Bill223 September 04, 2020