Third-Party Lesbian

Female who enjoy watching, fantasying or talking about lesbians .

Person 1: Oh did you see Nathalie her tumblr.
Person 2: Yeah it was full of Yuri.
Person 1: She is such a third-party lesbian.

by MasterMando January 5, 2020

third person journaling

Writing down the things one is experiencing, thinking, and feeling as being those a character in a fictitious story is experiencing.

"Third person journaling" allows one to detach oneself from oneself and perceive and express things differently and more objectively than when writing about oneself.

by but for May 2, 2018

Third Party Humping

The act of being repeatedly bumped into by a person being humped. Usually seen in cases in which you and the humpee are sitting down next to each other.

John: Did you see Kyle hump Brenda on that bench today?
David: Actually, he was third party humping me. So yes, I did.

by Scarred Victim of This April 15, 2011

Third-degree suicide

When you want to kill someone you hate but someone else appears (usually your S.O.), takes your weapon, and kills you instead when you give them consent.

Damn, I hate myself. I should commit Third-degree suicide.

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Third Wheeling Yourself

When you set up two of your friends to make a cute couple so you can prove to your haters that you are a real love guru but then that couple proceeds to third wheel you every time you hang with them. This conflicts your emotions as you don't know whether to be happy for them or mad because they don't pay attention to you. So instead, you joke around about third wheeling however deep down, you are hurting. Common with people named Tasnia.

Damn what an idiot, you need to stop third wheeling yourself

by tasniaiswrong October 14, 2017

squeaky third wheel

When you go out with your best friend and another person comes along, that extra person is the (STW or Stew) squeaky third wheel. You and your best friend are the well-oiled, smooth-going rear wheels of the "tricycle" and since the other party is not as close as the two of you are, they say and do things that throw a wrench in your plans or irritate and cause friction.

Do we have to invite the Squeaky Third Wheel? I'd rather just go with only you. Stew can be a little bossy.

by O-Penned-Mind August 20, 2016

Third Day Syndrome

The inexorable tendancy for serious injury due to novel activity familiarity and progressive exposure.

Goin' skiing for the first time, eh?
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!

by YAWA September 8, 2022