Sub-racist

A person who is racist but not enough to be considered one.

Black person: Hi, how are you?
White sub-racist: Hi, I don't like you.

by MrTrue December 9, 2021

Safety-net sub

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico December 9, 2008

Tub Sub

1. A sub that one eats in a tub, ideally with a group of 4 or more.

While staying at this resort in Las Vegas we took a bath and ate tub subs, it was gross though lettuce got everywhere.

by AprilAndAndy December 30, 2018

Murphy's Law of footlong-subs

If you order just one of said tasty sandwiches, you will still feel hungry afterwards, but if you ask for two of them, you will only be able to finish one, and so you'll hafta just refrigerate da second one for later.

Having a friend treat you to lunch is a classic occasion for Murphy's law of footlong-subs to pounce and embarrass you. One simple and sensible way to avoid this face-reddening situation would be if your friend both has a smaller appetite than you and likes a lot of da same kinds of filling-ingredients; in dat case, you could just order two sandwiches, eat one, have your friend consume his fill of da other one, and then give da rest to you to finish along wif your own.

by QuacksO August 15, 2025

Sub

People of the name Samantha

Damn that Samantha is such a sub

by Swishor July 21, 2023

Sub Primal

Joseph

Joseph is a bot and a sub primal.

by Non Sub Primal May 25, 2022

Goalie sub

On a soccer field, when the goalie is retarded and runs to the middle of the field and a defender does the goalie's job and blocks the ball from going into the goal.

Jerry ran out of the box, so I became a goalie sub and blocked the ball.

by Zeecatman August 19, 2010