Minnie Mouse

Minnie Mouse is an extremely fat girl who lets her fat hang out of her pants. The belly is the minnie mouse head and the titties are the ears.
Eww, here comes Minnie Mouse she needs to tuck that shit in!
by Sarah (GiGGLeS) April 17, 2008
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Feral Mouse

Aka; Smelly/Smosh

Ferallious Mousious; Contrary to popular belief, Feral Mouse isn't actually a Rodent of any sort. Nor is he Feral in any sense.

A Noctural creature, Feral Mouse prefers to grace the streets under the cloak of night, where he can paint any city pretty. Not limited to spray-paint, he's also known to create unique works of art in the form of puke. The only time you'll see Feral Mouse in daylight; is when he gets the Mid-day munchies and expeditions to his local Tesco's.

WARNING: Feral Mouse's are known to faint while waiting in line to be served at counters, so keep a clear distance!

To spot a Feral Mouse, you'll need to keep your eyes peeled on the blazed English lad complaining about how loud everyone's being while climbing through someones open window; or the hobo-in-training, marching a one-man silent protest for the sake of protesting.

Universally Stubborn. He doesn't like being told what to do. Even when told to 'DO YOUR WASHING!' by God herself, he refuses and sparks a J.

A frequent sinner, his hardened wrath is enough to melt any girl to her knees. Combined with his guttermind mouth, and unusual talent of being able to touch lady-balls on the inside, Feral Mouse is a sin personified, since 1987.

...ThatsFeralMouseInaNutShell <3
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: No!
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: No!
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: Do yours!
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *Sparks a J*
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *tokes*
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *Blows smoke in Gods face*
God: DO YOUR WASHING!
Feral Mouse: *Ignores God*
God: DO YOUR... heh.
God: Fine.
God: ...I'll do it ...You bully!
by God Herself November 05, 2007
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Housed as a mouse

When youre so fucked up, those are the only words you can think of.
by RickerMan! February 18, 2008
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mouse dick

A man who's penis is equal or smaller than one of a mouse. Usually people with the name "Markus" have a Mouse Dick.
"What's up mouse dick?"
"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas; except mouse dick, that's for life!"
by Dicktionary1020 January 07, 2015
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mouse fart

The error most commonly seen on MySpace. This error reads "Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group."
I tried to log in to MySpace, I kept getting the mouse fart.
by Trueborn August 08, 2007
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Mouse Boy

A person who's face resembles a mouse or rat.

Anthony.
by subdermalbitch212 September 04, 2009
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dirty mouse

The act of soaking a mouse in 100 proof alcohol and inserting it into a person anus and letting it wiggle around to arouse the prostate and get you intoxicated.
Tool- "hey man what are you doing tonight?"
Andrew- "idk man probably taking a dirty mouse or two!"
by SnEEky Muslim November 16, 2015
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