Mounting the Camel

Jim said he was mounting the camel last night. He said it was a hell of a ride but he managed to stay on.
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I bet you cant mount a tv

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine
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Mount St. smellens

The pile of feces and toilet paper in a portable job site toilet.
Dude don’t go in the portable. There is a literal Mount St. Smellens in there.
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shock mount

A sexual move where a man tazes a woman after inserting into her asshole.
"Sara was buggin' after I shock mounted her"
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Mount Pelé

Volcanic peak on Martinique Island, named after famous football athelete Edson Arantes do Nascimento.
I suppose that Mr. Nascimento might indeed feel honored to have Mount Pelé named after him, but I would consider it a dubious honor, considering how much destruction this infamous smoking cauldron of Hell has created.
by QuacksO March 09, 2019
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Northfield Mount Hermon

A private, primarily boarding high school located in Gill, Massachusetts. NMH thinks Deerfield is their main rival, but Deerfield barely knows NMH exists.

Thanks to NMH's mandatory student labor and the active farm on campus, early twentieth-century Mount Hermon students were regarded as hicks by their contemporaries, and Deerfield gave them the derogatory nickname "Hoggers." In the 1960s, NMH developed a reputation for hippies and drug use.

NMH has the largest campus of any New England prep school, with ample woodland for students to have sex in, and it also has the most deans of any New England prep school to catch them. NMH also used to have the best prep basketball program in the country, but in 2022, the school dismantled the program. NMH still has the best alpine skiing program in New England and elite soccer, crew, and Ultimate Frisbee teams. Additionally, NMH used to have the best food of any prep school in New England, but obviously no longer does.

Northfield Mount Hermon is, in conclusion, worse than Deerfield, Choate, Loomis, and St. Paul's; but better than any Vermont prep school, Williston, Cushing, the average public school, or a sharp stick in the eye. Students can rest easy at night knowing that three meals will be waiting for them the next day (if they have time to eat them) and that they will probably not be sexually assaulted by a straight male student or teacher.
Chauncey: Tomorrow we're going to Northfield Mount Hermon.
Pilchard: Who's Herman?
Chauncey: No, Northfield Mount Hermon, like, the boarding school. We're going to get cooked by them in hockey.
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Mount Everest Fallacy

An argument that states that the existence of something before its first recording cannot exist or was less.

This comes from Mount Everest existing despite not being known to the western world until the 1800s.
Shitbagpoliticiaon#34: We shall investigate why there was an increase of autistics when our diagnostic capabilities improved.

Person: Mount Everest Fallacy!
by Hoahobecth April 22, 2025
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