I had the moose tracks so bad yesterday I went through 2 rolls of toilet paper and 16 flushes, and still had a mess.
by Sam Bob Sanders February 5, 2007
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That chicks Pussy was so big that in her yoga pants at the gym she didn't have a camel toe, she had a moose knuckle.
by Feddisan March 12, 2016
Get the Moose knuckle mug.A moose in a mansion simply means that a moose named Nate is standing quite flatly in a moose named Drew's mansion. It's often a part of an old polish language with such phrases. Often you may hear "a yellowfin in a penthouse". We do not know how these moose met or how the moose commonly named Drew aquired a mansion of such standings.
by $$$non$$$ January 9, 2017
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Whilst face plowing your lover and the sac is on their forehead. a fellow spreads sac over the forehead in a wing like fashion.
by Klumaverik March 13, 2019
Get the Flying moose mug.A war moose is a very large woman. Like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose.
by Beardlongandprosper12 February 6, 2017
Get the war moose mug.The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.
A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".
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