I had the moose tracks so bad yesterday I went through 2 rolls of toilet paper and 16 flushes, and still had a mess.
by Sam Bob Sanders February 5, 2007
Get the moose tracksmug. An unusually large pussy that has little elasticity from being fucked to much, and rears its ugly head in tight apparel like yoga pants.
That chicks Pussy was so big that in her yoga pants at the gym she didn't have a camel toe, she had a moose knuckle.
by Feddisan March 12, 2016
Get the Moose knucklemug. (verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1.
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016
Get the Tap the moosemug. by Jarppilarpagus August 2, 2018
Get the Moose Yardsmug. An adjective used to describe a gamer who is trash at every game they play. They enjoy telling others how good they are compared to others at video games but get very upset when others reveal the truth and tell them they are bad. They also never go out of their house and enjoy eating fast food for every meal of the day.
Moosa: I am actually really good at League Of Legends!
Friend 1: Are you retarded? You're literally a syed-moose! You are bronze trash and should never touch another video game in your life!
Friend 1: Are you retarded? You're literally a syed-moose! You are bronze trash and should never touch another video game in your life!
by ChodeSoo February 25, 2018
Get the syed-moosemug. A moose in a mansion simply means that a moose named Nate is standing quite flatly in a moose named Drew's mansion. It's often a part of an old polish language with such phrases. Often you may hear "a yellowfin in a penthouse". We do not know how these moose met or how the moose commonly named Drew aquired a mansion of such standings.
by $$$non$$$ January 9, 2017
Get the moose in a mansionmug. 