The Triangle Method

An advanced technique for calculating the total distance traveled given the velocity and time. Commonly used in advanced motor-physics. Invented by the brilliant MOMS duo.

Yo broski malowski, we gotta use the triangle method for this problem.

by J Robert Oppenheimer September 10, 2025

Method Manifestation

The practice of living inside your manifestation the same way an actor lives inside a role.
Instead of just writing affirmations or day-dreaming, you think, talk, dress, and make choices as if the reality you want is already here—until your outer world lines up with it.

“Ever since Alex started method manifestation, he wakes up like she’s already the CEO—morning power walks, fancy coffee, big-vision meetings with herself. Six months later she actually got the promotion.”

by Saintt Lunatik September 17, 2025

Spaghetti method

putting nut/period blood in someones Spaghetti to make them want you

Greta stated “ I got my man for life because I did the spaghetti method”

by Plugged January 21, 2025

Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.

Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight

by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025

Chinese finger foreskin method

An ancient Chinese fighting tactic where the aggressor uses his foreskin to wrap around the fingers of the aggressed and subdue them.

This is an ancient tactic being 3000 years old and being used by maser Xao-Wrang Chao, the 3rd temple of the Panda Family.

Master Lee Hao Shufu: Oooh... I can sense the Chinese finger foreskin method is strong with you.

by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025

Dj Method

It is a way of masturbating. It means to rub your possy like a Dj rubs his CD's.

Emma: I used the DJ Method last night and it felt amazing
Peter: Ayo wth??

by Youdkmeeee February 1, 2025

Makeup method

When a girl is on her period and you dip and rub your balls around in the blood and then swing them back and forth smacking the girl in the face and henceforth making splotches of “makeup”.

Yeah bro she let me do the makeup method!

by Lillpumpkin February 2, 2025