Keys Disease

An epidemic on Island Time. The result of too much Booze, Sun, and Cigarettes. You get the picture.

If you spend much time in the Keys you might get Keys Disease.

by SukyfykuS June 28, 2022

Kool Key

Real Rhude Boy, Real stand-up guy, don’t too much and only focus in maintaining motion

Kool Key the Koolest

by keylendavis08 October 13, 2023

key happy

When a moderator on a forum is eager to ban people for little reason. Just like a trigger happy person is eager to shoot things for little reason.

I hate that forum the mods are key happy and banned me for spelling a users name wrong!

by fartso55 January 01, 2017

My key

He is an anime character or that is what he is called in a particular scene ppl also call ppl with the name Michael as My key.

person1:My key!

person2:what is it?

by JJMgreen7 February 14, 2022

Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 21, 2019

Real key

It’s like low key but the real shit.

That’s real key.

by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020

key cult

Also know as key club - focuses on community service and absolutely nothing else.

Derrick: Do you like key cult?
Lexi: No I hate it.

Derrick: Why do you go to it then?
Lexi: The hours.

by Little-elfie January 24, 2018