Gut-shot

Ejaculating deep in a female's vagina

I.e., blowing your load in her "gut"

Friend: Why are you buying a pregnancy test?
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late

by Sarahj883 July 16, 2019

gut-top

A laptop that rests on the fat gut of a fat individual.

I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.

"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"

by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008

utering gut

A gut on a women that hangs below her crotch.

Damn, that girls utering gut is hanging so low it looks like her ass is in the front.

by NGRI September 15, 2010

my guts

Used in reference to a younger family member or child you may have helped raise, who exhibits qualities or behavior that replicates your own.

Originates in Southern Maryland, popularized in modern country culture resurgence.

Other family member: Riley is so wild, always getting hurt, and running around like a crazy fool.

Me: You got that right; he's my guts.

by lafemmeflora June 3, 2014

Head-gut

verb.
to charge into someone's gut with your head, usually causing pain, especially charger has horns.

When my younger brother was wrestling me, he head-gutted me.

by ur pet nerd December 18, 2008

Gut drop

When a obese man or woman stands over someone who is on all fours and drops their flabby stomach onto them.

"Man, she gut dropped me so hard last night I dropped to the floor."

by The dock master February 10, 2017

Gut Doctor

A doctor practicing “alternative medicine” who leeches off the economy by tricking unintelligent people into thinking that they have “leaky gut syndrome”.

Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).

Man, that gut doctor charged me $1000 for some bullshit supplements and gave me a fortune teller card as a thank you for scamming me.

by mihoyminoy July 6, 2019