General slang term, normally acceptable for PG-13 audiences. Used in mixed company over other preferred terms like: ass hat, cock knocker or bitch weasel. Synonymous with douchebag or doucher.
Steve: Dude, I just waited in line for 8 days like a hobo at the soup kitchen just so I could get this new iPad 8!
Not Steve: Dude, you're such a pubic fruit.
or
Dude 1: Man, why'd you drag me along to your cousins graduation, it's all jail bait here.
Dude 2: You're captain of the Pubic Fruit Brigade.
Not Steve: Dude, you're such a pubic fruit.
or
Dude 1: Man, why'd you drag me along to your cousins graduation, it's all jail bait here.
Dude 2: You're captain of the Pubic Fruit Brigade.
by Not Steve yo! August 19, 2012
Get the pubic fruitmug. There's that fuckin' fruit hustler Fred Garvin on the corner. I haven't met my quota this month, pull the car over. Let's shake him down.
by Lloyd Hopkins June 30, 2008
Get the fruit hustlermug. To take out someone's teeth, with pliers depending on what your into, then let the person try to bite your penis.
Aww, mate, some 62 year old woman started fruit gumming me the other day. Felt like I was poking an out of date melon.
by potato pusher December 28, 2010
Get the Fruit Gummingmug. Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.
*True story*
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.
*True story*
by Mikey July 23, 2004
Get the Forbidden fruitmug. the food of choice for tards worldwide. first made famous in the trombone chronicles, in the sonicare chapter.
jimmie attempted to eat his fruit cup but ended up spilling it over his plastic poncho in a drooly mess.
by Alex Homeskillet February 24, 2008
Get the fruit cupmug. dumbasses who gave up on skateboarding after realizing they had to put forth effort to land a simple ollie and decided if their wheels were attached to their feet jumping would be effortless.
F.B.- "golly gee, this skateboarding is makeing me sweat i think i'll attach my wheels to my new rainbow plastic boots and go roll around the skatepark and get in everyones way, IM A FAGGOT!!!"
by ZeRoOrDiE March 14, 2005
Get the fruit bootermug. by Robby H. November 22, 2004
Get the fruit bucketmug.