FAP-DEALER

Individual responsible for provide emphatically material dedicated to fappers, following their specifications.

Michael seeks some porn to Grey.
Grey is a fapper.
Michael is the seeker. He is the dealer, the Fap-Dealer

by log null October 6, 2012

curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal November 4, 2012

hen fap

A handjob from a chicken

"We want hen fap! (It's some hen that you need to fap)" - Kanye West

by bato May 22, 2006

fap food

Pornography and other sexually appealing images, people or things that inspire one to fap.

The booth babes at E3 are the best fap food!

by uihero May 6, 2009

fap attack

A sudden desire to masturbate.

"Dude after seeing your sister last night, I had a fap attack."

"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."

by Deathkiryuu February 29, 2012

Birthday Fap

When one preforms the act of masturbation on said day of birth.

Random nigguh - "Oh yeaaauh nigga ifs mah mahfaking 11th birfday brah! Gimmie mah prezzies and GTFO so I can birthday fap on dat shieet."

by lolidkyuaskbro October 27, 2011

fap dance

a lap dance done by a dude, in most cases, a drunk dude dared to do so.

person 1: Dude, what happened last night.

person 2: You and Jim got epic drunk last night, one thing lead to another and you got a topless fap dance by Jim.

by McGoogan Houzen August 24, 2011