Ditch Dick

The male counterpart of a mudcricket.

Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.

by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021

Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit

Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg

by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021

Freshman ditch day

Don’t go to school

I don’t have to go to school today it’s freshman ditch day

by Nobodyhbu December 10, 2021

ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.

That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.

by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017

Ditch and dine

The art of ordering lobsters from kexribari and not paying

For example:
Metajouli let's go to kexribari to eat
Ok let's ditch and dine

by Lebrons third cousin May 31, 2024

Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019

in the ditch

when conversations have run awry and lead to an awkward or mistaken understanding.

As soon as he started talking about the rusty trombone the conversation was in the ditch and headed for the gutter.

by Reaze February 1, 2016