Masturbaitor's Curse

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.
God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?
by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023
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Curse-Rotted Greatwood

The feeling of being cucked from your ten thousand souls after forty five minutes of trying to defeat this fucking pointless no life ugly looking ass boss, just to find out that you don't even have to defeat him to move into the undeed settlement.
Person 1: " holy fuck the Curse-Rotted Greatwood is really fucking hard"
Person 2:" well you dont even have to defeat it"
Jack Myers:" well i am that good that i can defeat it in seven hits and move onto the undeed settlement with just a bow and a fist up my ass
by racist guy who is a neighbour September 20, 2021
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Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.
Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
by Lazyeye Gibbins December 05, 2021
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Salinzkie Curse

When a guy makes plans with a girl, but something causes there plans to be canceled. Repeatedly.
Person 1: Did you hear that Ken got cancelled on again?
Person 2: Shit, that's the third time this week. That nigga got the Salinzkie Curse.
by SatisfiedShark May 28, 2015
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Edogawa Conan's curse

It come from the anime series and manga "Detective Conan"/"Case closed" which often handles cases. What's the unique of that? every time Conan visits a place, a criminal case always occurs

From this, Conan Edogawa is often referred to as the curse of death

You could say it was like a death curse carried by a kid🙂 ↕🙂 ↕

"Be wary of 7 year olds lil kid wearing glasses and red ribbon ties" hahaha
"Why do we always get into trouble whenever we play with him? On top of that, he seems to have terrible luck wherever he goes"

"Oh my Gosh! he has edogawa Conan's curse! Can u realize that!?"
by DamnRight_yippe July 21, 2024
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Bot curse

When playing a multiplayer game you may run into a bot that will artificially attach itself to you. This bot will follow you until you close the application in the best of cases. Sometimes this bot will attach to your account and you must delete it to fully remove the bots presence.
John, I got the bot curse again!
by Thechozenfew September 01, 2021
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Cursed diamond

A diamond that you didn’t get manually yourself, but you brought from creative mode and then switched to survival mode in Minecraft. Cursed diamonds are considered unlucky.
I have this cursed diamond, should I keep it or throw it out somewhere?
by Averyuniqueandspecialname August 20, 2023
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