by taisleakybutt July 2, 2025

a guy thats obsessed with valorant when hes only a bronze
also a simp
also ranked #1 as most common gay name
also a simp
also ranked #1 as most common gay name
by aimzas April 6, 2021

by Christopher Ortiz December 1, 2021

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 15, 2025

This man has better taste in waifus than you and has probably got a bigger dick to. But do not dispair because its ok to be wrong and have a micro penis. It's hard to be on the same level as this man just getting close should be cause for celebration.
by Pen of god November 22, 2021

The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker
by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021

"Yo have you met Christopher Daniel Anderson?"
"Yeah, man, he's a totes chill dude yo."
"I agree Christopher Daniel Anderson IS a totes chill dude yo."
"Yeah, man, he's a totes chill dude yo."
"I agree Christopher Daniel Anderson IS a totes chill dude yo."
by pp enlongator July 7, 2021
