barn fire

When you fuck up a rusty lantern and the insides of the glow stick permeate her butthole and you are forced to anally fuck your partner.
"Last night the glow stick broke in Tina's ass and I had to give her the ol' barn fire."
by Owl Sphincter December 28, 2017
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Barn Crazy

once headed home, no devation is allowed! i.e. gas station, grocery store, or any stop is allowed. Fill sprint home!
at the end of our trip, she was barn crazy to get home.
by Vulture44 June 19, 2023
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barn crazy

Always referencing horses, always making them a main conversation topic, and making them your number one priority.
Horse addiction: being overly obsessed with your horses well being and constantly wanting to ride them and spend time with them.
In other words barn crazy
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by countrycracker March 21, 2016
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JAIL BARN

to hold an entity liable to conviction without an due with an right.
He's an jail barn.
by On thee trend January 09, 2020
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Hoyt Barnes

an annoying red haired, with nasty side burns and a big ugly spikey mop type person who enjoys all qualities of the average nerd.(Tiny lead figure painting, Computer games, star trek, etc.)
One who chooses to seek a mate who is unimaginably ugly, who could be mistaken for the opposite sex or a dog.
A being who mates on the couch with a parent walking in on the pair.
An individual who trys so fit in but is repeatedly denied.
Over all this is a being that is unwanted and should escape from the world that could become a cleaner, more beautiful environment.
"I really don't like those people"
"yeah, the're so ugly that Hoyt Barnes wouldn't even do that!"
by man gooch November 28, 2004
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Friendly Barn Gate Meeting

A meeting in which farmers from the dating site "farmers only.com" have an orgy, sometimes with animals.
I was going to take my exams tomorrow but I already have a friendly barn gate meeting to attend, and I hear Farmer Joe is bring his horse.
by Obviously Jesus March 08, 2015
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kenan barnes

Kenan Barnes a greedy Poes

Who eats kfc from the floor . Kenan barnes loves underage girls
Kenan barnes ate kfc from the floor and molested his cousin
by University of Kwa Zulu Natal December 12, 2023
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