dude 1: dude i wanna play some american football
dude 2: but we dont have a ball
dude 1: fuck it just use this bottle (chucks bottle at dude 2, then wipes him out) AMERICAN BOTTLE!!!
dude 2: but we dont have a ball
dude 1: fuck it just use this bottle (chucks bottle at dude 2, then wipes him out) AMERICAN BOTTLE!!!
by Krips June 29, 2008
Get the American bottlemug. an amazing blend of flavors. McDouble cheeseburger with one McDonald's apple pie sandwiched in between the burger patties. Invented by Tim on October 15, 2010.
by America F-yeah October 17, 2010
Get the McAll-Americanmug. by BornBlitzed November 21, 2011
Get the American goulashmug. American hypocrisy is when an American makes memes/jokes mocking other nations on their events, but get offended when someone busts a joke about two towers that played Jenga.
Karen: Ever notice there are no fat men in Japan? That’s because last time there was a Fat Man it killed 80,000 people.
Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!
Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.
Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!
Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.
by TapiocaPuddin’ September 10, 2022
Get the American hypocrisymug. How was that chick from the club?
She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.
An American Waterbucket
She was flowing like a river but I couldnt feel anything. It was like I was fuckin a big bucket of water.
An American Waterbucket
by CO614 January 26, 2011
Get the American Waterbucketmug. I am SO tired of all these napkin americans having opinions on black women's hair on the bird site today
by theupdog March 28, 2022
Get the napkin americanmug. The dialect of American English spoken among the social strata whose members have the greatest opportunity to become linguists. Often erroneously described as a General, despite not having earned such a promotion.
by ___alphabet___ July 6, 2023
Get the Colonel Americanmug.