Alan

Alan- Someone so smart and cool. Can be a rude and can sometimes get pissed off easily by his friends.. But also so adorable. Amazing charming person in the world. The best friend anyone can have. Also a person who likes to laugh a LOT with his friends. Alan is also kind of a show off. He is also a goofball😂❤ also the cutest person.👍✌🤘HE ROCKS :D
He is also kind of popular, he has tons of friends. If you read this I'm Alan's friend. :3

Person 1. Who's that?

Person 2. That's my friend Alan

Person 1. I want an Alan

by MelloWhiteFello November 22, 2021

Alan

(Known as the pedo)This man is more than interested in younger girls to be pleased by and loves clingy relationships. He’s always loyal to his girlfriends and is a really smooth guy.

Alan is a pedo.
Why is a Alan dating a girl of that maturity level.

by Dr.doofensmerz November 21, 2021

Alan

Cüşşş einfach der playboy . Kylie jenner wollte insta haben , aber Alan hat sie gekorbt . Wer Alan heißt der sollte könig von welt werden . Einfach baba aussehen , dies das . Wer nicht Alan heißt der ist eine hurensohn , außer meine Familie

Alan is a Playboyyy

by Alankurd_030 November 22, 2021

Alan is yes

Alan is yes
this means he is yes which means he isnt no

alan is yes he is yes

by habadabalove April 26, 2021

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018

Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett

The type of person who lives at 2020 west gate drive In logansport Indiana and who has a mom named Jessica cozzelo who leaves for work at 7 am and gets back at 2 pm

Hey I’m Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett and you probably know everything about me!

by Mrmoeloster22 April 3, 2024

Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure

Ahh here he is father alan

by Dieinafire October 7, 2019