What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

by Bob Smith UK July 2, 2007

by matt croft November 17, 2004

When (mainly males) (unless you be a tranny) are totally naked and do circle movements with their hips so that they get their genitalia swinging round and round in almost-perfect circles. This action is usually done in front of a mirror: it can be very entertaining for guys ya know.
Guy1: Dude, you know that film 'Bruno'?
Guy2: like, who doesn't?
Guy1: yeah, i love the part where he flops his cock out and starts willy wanging.
Guy2: are you bent?
Guy2: like, who doesn't?
Guy1: yeah, i love the part where he flops his cock out and starts willy wanging.
Guy2: are you bent?
by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009

A variant of wet willy, combining the best aspects of Pop Rocks and wet willys. The person licks or spits on their finger, and then dips it into the Pop Rocks bag coating the finger tip with a layer of Pop Rocks. Then the attacker sticks this finger into the victim's ear canal and twists. The key is to have ample saliva on the finger such that the Pop Rocks start popping right next to the ear drum!
1. (noun) He thought himself a pimp for pulling off a Pop willy against Nahir.
2. (verbified!) Damn!! he just Pop willy'd yo ass!
2. (verbified!) Damn!! he just Pop willy'd yo ass!
by Abid May 12, 2008

The greatest thing to ever grace this planet with his magesty. He is the chosen one, and will rule the cosmos... and chocolate.
by Corey Willis April 2, 2005

by Crossroads students August 1, 2008
