brian the snail

someone who is very slow who is reffered to as being brian the snail from the magic roundabout

c'mon mat ! Your so slow, any slower and you'l be going in reverse.
I think im going to call you brian the snail from now on.

by ]< August 25, 2011

pain snail

Pain Snail someone’s who comes round with their negativity energy.. unloads and talks you into feeling as down like them then snails off as if nothings happened

Went to benns last night “urghh he’s such a pain snail dragging me down with his negativity, could never be in a relationship with him”

by Brokenbarbie688 August 21, 2023

A Walking Snail

Instead of calling a woman a slut, its a woman leaving a trail of cum behind her

Slut insults you.
yo bitch shut the fuck up, your a walking snail cunt.

by Moztashio June 25, 2022

Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.

Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.

by shrekslodge March 20, 2020

Snail-Eyed

(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.

(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).

William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.

by TheShiningRod April 06, 2014

Slab snails

A slab snail is when a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.

Damn look at those slab snails... beautiful imprints of the future endeavors inwhich were about to embark on...

by Jeffrey svidahl December 26, 2023

Slab snail

When a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.

Damn... look at those slab snails! So beautiful. I cant wait to get all up in that wet pussy. I gotta have it.

by Jeffrey svidahl December 26, 2023