Hidden Valley Ranch

Layla has the best Hidden Valley Ranch that I have ever tasted.
by Pelosi Hammered Me May 17, 2023
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Ranch flats

When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.
by Whatwhatchickenturd May 08, 2024
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Saddle Ranch

Oh darn I just got saddle ranched
by Saddlerancher April 26, 2021
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Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.
Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.
by GingerMedic August 20, 2022
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cat ranch

A workplace where you try to manage many different people who work very hard hard to do something different from what you want them to do.
Man, everyone can't seem to work together . How do you manage this cat ranch?
by Skram22 July 21, 2017
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hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".
My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!
by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020
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Going to a Ranch

Used in sarcasm to reference the obvious.
Well, I was obviously Going to a Ranch to get kicked by a bull
by Hanshot let March 28, 2017
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