Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

Pizza Ranch

A pizza restaurant in Nebraska

Joey: Do you have pizza ranch in Texas

Liam: YEAH I DOOOOOOOO

by uncookedrice123 December 19, 2019

Pussy with a side of ranch

Juicy pussy with a hefty helping side of ranch dressing.

Dude I'm so hungry right now, bro how bout some Pussy with a side of ranch?

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Ranch

The code word for cum.

Guy: "Aw man! Look at all that ranch on her face!"

by DemiDaBigDick September 23, 2021

Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

butt full of ranch

an ass filled to the brim w ranch

woah!! tracys has a butt full of ranch

by jonathan420101 August 17, 2023

Ranch Mommy

When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.

“Fuck that’s a ranch mommy”
“This club is filled with ranch mommies”

by Game is game May 13, 2024