ya mums skin

it's your mums skin people usually bring it in a container to there friends house!

hey is ya mums skin itchy?

did you bring it in a container

by ya mums skin March 05, 2020

ya mum gay

The insult used by only the most intellectual of intellectuals

man 1- fuck you
man 2- ya mum gay
man 1- curls up into corner and cries

by my name jeff xd March 22, 2018

ur mum gay

"ur mum gay" is a meme used by non-normies. while they unironically dab, you can laugh to yourself bc their mum gay

P.S. the correct response to this type of situation is "no u." the person who said ur mum gay with be banished to die in a small hole 5ever.

Person 1: "ur mum gay lol"
Person 2: "no u"

OOOOOOF

by sprrite March 13, 2018

your mum

1. Your biological mother
2. A very ineffective insult
3. A poor comeback, usually from a chav

1. Is that your mum?
2. Your mum smells.
3. "you are a chav"
"your mum's a chav"

by Your mum on tost June 27, 2005

yo mum gay

The worst insult a human can endure, once this insult has been said, it cannot be unsaid.

Zack: Ellis, have you eve...
Ellis: ...Yo mum gay
Zack: No! how can you say this?
*Zack dies in a burning inferno*

by Cardiff Lad February 13, 2018

Suck Your Mum

A phrase used by City Folk to tell people that their opinion on you is irrelevant and you don’t cares , hence the word ‘ suck your mum ‘ which means go occupy yourself with something else rather than concentrating on me .

Brad - “ Yo Jamie I heard you lost that skrap . “

Jamie - “ Suck your mum . “

by LondonSlangTing February 14, 2020

ur son a mum

Single most powerful insult in the universe, stronger than ur brother a mother. Merely uttering it will create a giant black hole that implodes the multiverse and all its parallel dimensions.

Bob: Ur brother a mother
*massive earthquake breaks out*
Carl: Ur son a mum
*All life is annihilated, the universes collide and spontaneously self-destruct*

by meep moop beep boop March 21, 2018