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Mexican Turtle

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.
Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018
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Mexican Teletubbie

When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass
Hey John any plans for tonight?

Ya dude I'm gonna Mexican Teletubbie my girlfriend tonight
by MTinside January 28, 2018
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mexican excavator

The act of blowing your load into a woman's asshole and fishing it out with your index finger. Wearing of a sombrero is optional.
Hey vato, I shot my kids into your mom's ass last nite, but she wanted to taste it, so I pulled the old Mexican excavator and let her lick that shit off.
by Bmeckx78 December 31, 2016
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Mexican Gabo

When someone lose their minds and shout their relatives heads off.
Oh man he got me so angry i went full Mexican Gabo on my father in law.

I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.
by HAGYJALMAR December 23, 2020
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Annoying Mexican

The one Mexican in school who plays Mexican music at full blast
or who pulls up in his dads truck saying its his cuh
hey have you heard of the new Annoying Mexican?
how could you not hear him?
by Annoying Mexican February 4, 2021
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Mexican Vasectomy

When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.
Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.
by Team Ax April 29, 2021
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Mexican Cupcake

The act of breaking wind into the palm of your hand and then forcefully shoving it into someone's nose.
Chad never saw the Mexican Cupcake Mike gave him coming but he definitely tasted it.
by anonymous May 10, 2021
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