Keys Disease

An epidemic on Island Time. The result of too much Booze, Sun, and Cigarettes. You get the picture.

If you spend much time in the Keys you might get Keys Disease.

by SukyfykuS June 28, 2022

insert key

the most cancerous key for typing, press it and you are fucked if you do not know how to turn it off.

i was typing in my document, pressed the insert key and it was the end of the world for me.

by waterm3lon December 22, 2019

Drum Key

A tool used to tune drums to different tensions. Also manages to blend in to any surface and gets lost when you fucking need it most.

*after searching for 15 minutes* Where the FUCK is my drum key. * Finds it Literally on floor by snare*

by Mynoduesp111 May 25, 2018

Mr Key

Usually a very good looking young teacher, the kind that all of their students want to date. Often very smart and doesn’t like to be wrong. He is very laid back and chill and doesn’t really care what his students do.

Girl 1: whose you teacher

Girl 2: Mr Key

Girl 3: he’s the best you’re so lucky I want him to be my future husband!!

by helloiamamazing June 06, 2018

the 5 keys

a really bad word and can only be said by certain people

i have used the 5 keys to win many online arguments

by dont report me January 04, 2023

pull a kei

v. getting so drunk that you disappear during karaoke, leaving all of your possessions (keys, wallet, bag, etc.) with your bewildered friends.

Mr. T might pull a kei tonight.

by iloveg1ee June 13, 2010

master keying

a term locksmiths use for masturbating

mazda spent the day master keying in the bathroom

by vagina jim bob February 12, 2016