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Cave Hobo

An individual not truly of homeless nature but who embraces the free feeling of the vagrant life. The Cave Hobo often looks like a Hobo though does not smell of one. Cave Hobos tend to also be slightly mentally ill. They like Chocolate, Milk, Pizza, and any combination of the above. They also like crayons. They can be found in any city, large or small, and can be identified by their knitted garments that cause them to resemble something like a hibernating bear. The Cave Hobo is very friendly and social and likes to sleep in public, for example park benches, even though they have a home. Cave Hobos also like to sing. More often than not they believe themselves to sound like Jesus and Fergie, not realizes that they sound more of a cat being fed through a blender. God Bless Cave Hobos
Stop being a Cave Hobo and eating crayons in public!
by YukiPoo January 6, 2011
mugGet the Cave Hobomug.

spoiled hobo

A spoiled hobo is a person who goes from job to job and people feel pitty for. They get everything from someone els because they cant keep a job and get it for themselves. They dont want to work.
The spoiled hobo was given money
by The spoiled hobo January 4, 2017
mugGet the spoiled hobomug.

Hobo's Lunchbox

A mixed drink made from whatever random liquor is left in your house.

Usually made in desperation.

Use caution when ordering at a bar. You never know what you will get.
Person 1 - "Dude what are you drinking?"

Person 2 - "A refreshing Hobo's Lunchbox."

Person 1 - "But all we had left was Vodka, Harlequin, and tonic."
by Bananas842 May 22, 2011
mugGet the Hobo's Lunchboxmug.

Hobo Death

When you rub dirt on your dick, stick it in her ass and ask her for any extra change. When she says "No", you bash her head in with a brick and take her recyclables.
I went back to chick's place last night and did a hobo death to her. Needed some extra scratch.
by Whathobo February 18, 2017
mugGet the Hobo Deathmug.

hobo's dozen

give me a hobo's dozen of colt 45
by the_minnow July 16, 2009
mugGet the hobo's dozenmug.

Hobo-eyecandy

1) a girl who gets perved on by homeless men at cashmachines

2)really ugly girl who could only pick up hobos
Man that girl is hoboeyecandy
by eekojxrs January 21, 2004
mugGet the Hobo-eyecandymug.

Home-Hobo

A person that stays in inside all day, with a wardrobe consisting of a dirty oversized cardigan/jacket, stained sweatpants, and an old T-shirt. A Home-Hobo also tends to have messy hair, acne and hairy legs.
That girl's a Home-Hobo, she hasn't been outside in 4 days.
by skapickle July 2, 2015
mugGet the Home-Hobomug.

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