An atheist version of God father. Similar principles of the traditional version i.e chosen reliable friend or family member who will always be there for your offspring. Offering assistance and guidance in their upbringing, and just like the majority of traditional versions, never setting foot in a church!
Ben, as a fine upstanding fellow, and with me thinking the world might be a little better without religion, would you do me the honour of being Grace's Darwin Dad?
by scott wallis February 11, 2017
Get the Darwin Dadmug. by somebody who's in the U.S. October 26, 2019
Get the Dad's Trophymug. by Harvey-Man January 20, 2009
Get the Guy's Dadmug. A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.
My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.
by An actual parent May 22, 2019
Get the Facebook Dadmug. A sad, lonely beta male who's existence is only told in legends. No one knows where or who he is, and no one ever will.
Guy 1: Hey, who's that gross homeless man on the side?
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.
by negrotime! February 21, 2018
Get the Jacob's Dadmug. Josh's Dad
by BEN BEN BEN July 24, 2015
Get the Josh's Dadmug. by A72728228 April 30, 2021
Get the Briona's dadmug.