An atheist version of God father. Similar principles of the traditional version i.e chosen reliable friend or family member who will always be there for your offspring. Offering assistance and guidance in their upbringing, and just like the majority of traditional versions, never setting foot in a church!
Ben, as a fine upstanding fellow, and with me thinking the world might be a little better without religion, would you do me the honour of being Grace's Darwin Dad?
by scott wallis February 11, 2017
Get the Darwin Dadmug. by somebody who's in the U.S. October 26, 2019
Get the Dad's Trophymug. A sad, lonely beta male who's existence is only told in legends. No one knows where or who he is, and no one ever will.
Guy 1: Hey, who's that gross homeless man on the side?
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.
Guy 2: It could be Jacob's Dad, taking a disguise to hide his true identity.
by negrotime! February 21, 2018
Get the Jacob's Dadmug. “I shouldn’t have drank so much last night, the D.A.D.S are killing me.”
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits
“The D.A.D.S?”
“Yeah, it means day after drinking shits”
D.A.D.S (dads)- day after drinking shits
by bigtiddiegothgf February 24, 2019
Get the D.A.D.S (dads)mug. by RealOne97 April 18, 2018
Get the dad drunkmug. by crl1nsab1tch May 21, 2021
Get the dad fuckermug. A obese man who is most commonly associated with watching mountain men all day and night. He usually doesnt get up except to take his dogs out every 14 hours. He has a son who is known to have sex with dogs. He had a mid life crisis and got flame tattoos on his legs. He doesnt commonly shower. He showers once every 30 days. He is a retired fire fighter.
by BoobyShrek October 18, 2018
Get the vincents dadmug.