Cows Minge

Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.

A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.

by Carrie66 June 26, 2018

cow energy

adj. being a bad bitch but also a softie at the same time

“ damn shawty got that Cow Energy”

by ps3ud0nym0us August 20, 2020

cow tiddy

The underbelly of a female cow that shoots out milk like little guns.

Syn. Utter (sg.)

"I collected milk from that cow tiddy."

by Cow_esperts May 3, 2016

Cow jumper

Someone who likes to throw bricks at cows on Sunday after church, under a bridge with your dad

Billy are you a cow jumper? Billy: yes *grabs bricks*

by McHoser April 5, 2019

cow gills

When someone of mass size is unable to breathe through their mouth due to excessive fat hanging (triple necks), so their body struggles to survive by allowing certain stretch marks to form into gills to absorb and intake oxygen

Tasha, stfu!!!! I can hear you wheezing through your cow gills all the way over here, you fat lard.

by PettyIsAsPettyDoes January 12, 2017

cow juice

That white shit that comes out of cow tits and most people drink.

yo bitch did you get that cow juice from the store.

by ~bLUEbeRRy~ September 15, 2019

wood cow

1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.

1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."

by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009