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whiskey christmas

When a large number of packages arrive at your door that you don't remember ordering because you were drunk as hell, and your broke ass can't afford any of it.
You, still hung over: Damn, what are all these boxes from Amazon and Alibaba???
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!
by toadpalmer January 27, 2018
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Christmas Bubblebath

When the male partner requires to spill his hot frothy gravy, he then proceeds to make his local semi chem to buy some tablets to extract the hot sauce, he then proceeds to walk home when suddenly his wilbert starts to graze his trucks creating some volcanic friction on his builders helmet,when he gets home he long jumps up the stairs to the bathroom where he scavenges all his creamy hair products with the main catalyst head and shoulders and begins to empty the bottles into a bowl to make a creamy concoction and uses the residue as lube to stroke his willy until his hot steamy sauce touches the air underneath some prickly mistletoe
Graeme achieved a Christmas bubblebath onto Pimms face
by Christmas bubblebath December 26, 2020
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Jiminy Christmas

Jiminy Christmas that mouth never shuts up.

What about your mouth and what you are doing to my house ?
It fell on the fuckin floor. Jiminy Christmas!
by Maddogg radio April 29, 2022
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Express christmas

when you can't have Christmas for the rest of the year so you have it beforehand so that you can still have Christmas
You: oh no we're going on holiday on the 20th we won't have Christmas this year

Me: we can have an express Christmas were you have Christmas early

You that's a great idea you get the tree and the ornaments and ill get the presents
by Notsotechy July 25, 2020
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christmas tight

The period of time after Christmas and New Years where the clothes you wore prior to the holidays that fit well, all of a sudden are a little tighter than they should be.
"I got this new dress shirt for Christmas. I went to wear it with my favorite work pants, but they are a little Christmas tight now."
by JammyLegs January 12, 2008
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christmas tree

Verb. A practical joke which consists of pressing all the elevator buttons as you get off said elevator. This prank works best when the elevator car is loaded with people, and also if the building you're in has at least 8 floors.
me: I just pissed off Scott.
Nathan: how?
me: I Christmas Tree'd him a minute ago.
Nathan: haha nice.
by Dragomir Andreyevich September 24, 2007
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Christmas Steambag

you take a big chick, put her in a santa like sac, then take a shit in it and throw it over your shoulder (shouting ho ho ho is optional)
Dude, i gave that fat chick a mean christmas steambag last night
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