Brandon is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He likes everything to be about him and only him. It’s his way or the highway which makes him a stupid ass retarded bitch. He’s a tall skinny legend and only is nice when you give him money. Don’t be a Brandon
by lavagirl68 October 26, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. worlds best up and coming cs:go player. Brandon will win 5 majors and set the standard for cs:go worldwide
Person 1: Did you see Brandon won the major without dropping a single round
Person 2: Expected, Brandon is the best of all time
Person 2: Expected, Brandon is the best of all time
by ShortyDorty May 5, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the best friend you can ever ask for. Heś sweet and caring ans even if he can get on ur nerves a lot he always knowa how to make me smile. He never thinks he will find anyone in life but know one day he will. Brandon will do anything to make you happy. He was a wonderful smile.
by Autumn17 July 7, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. The baddest, sexiest motherfucker alive. He will do anything for his friends and family. You need someone's ass kicked give Brandon a call. When it comes to fucking bitches, Brandon is the best there is. Brandon has pulled pussy since the day he was born.
Brandon is cool as fuck
by Creampiesamurai February 2, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. 
Brandon is a savage
by Ffru re dc ht June 2, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a person who fails in school and just plays super smash bros ultimate all day
He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips
He has a few friends and loves pokemon, he's short and crazy probably cause he doesnt eat at lunch but mostly eats microchips
Me: look at Brandon he's eating his daily drive
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better
Friend: yeah but he sucks at smash and Joseph is better
by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.