Australian Beard

Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”
She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.
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Australian Curb Stomp

One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.
Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.
by Widened.urethra July 24, 2018
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Australian Home Run

Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.

"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"

No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?

"Hahaha, good one"
by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021
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Australian Yawn

Dude, last night during sex my girl Australian Yawned on my dick!!
Wow dude, that's so hot!!
by mamamusa June 04, 2017
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acting australian

acting australian is the act of being a big fat liar while also being australian
Person 1: Did you know that we won the emu wars? It was a close one but Team Aussie managed pulled through.
Person 2: No you didn't, stop acting australian
by YVHarder August 11, 2021
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Australian fountain

When you nut in her ass and she farts it out creating a fountain.
Dude…last night I Australian fountained my girls moms ass.
by Taxopoo July 08, 2022
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Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.
Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!
by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024
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