Excessive movement of a well endowed male member inside a woman's puss, resulting in internal bruising , torn labia, bleeding conch, and in rare cases, pregnancy.
While we were standing at attention for three hours, sweating our balls off, Ralph was in Bakersfield, beatin guts.
by Thomas Winchester June 23, 2006
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Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late
by Sarahj883 July 16, 2019
Get the Gut-shot mug.The act of farting directly unto the belly of a loved one as they try to (unwantedly) "big spoon you"
A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.
Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.
Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
It was hot as hell when I woke up and the bitch tried to come spoon me. Pretending to still be asleep I Gut shot her and she backed off.
by InquisitorX July 13, 2019
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by The official puddle gut April 7, 2019
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by Blackbirdd June 9, 2016
Get the crook in the guts mug.A doctor practicing “alternative medicine” who leeches off the economy by tricking unintelligent people into thinking that they have “leaky gut syndrome”.
Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).
Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).
Man, that gut doctor charged me $1000 for some bullshit supplements and gave me a fortune teller card as a thank you for scamming me.
by mihoyminoy July 6, 2019
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