Testacless

A man who hath no fertility due to losing their testacles; without testacles.

I have been testacless since birth, I am no longer able to pass on my heritance.

Testacless by TheDonm April 16, 2026

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Octopus Tenticles

When a girl just plays with your balls by moving her fingers around your scrotum without doing anything further

NOTE: also referred to as an “O Job”

Damn bro, you know that girl Katie? She gave me octopus tenticles and gave me major blue balls.

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A person who is lacking testicles and thus cannot tickle with them.

"Yo home dog, get back on me and tickle me, you non-hypo-testickler"

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what you will become if you don't become a bagel in under 0.5 seconds

Random Streamer: HELLO EVERYBODY!!! MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE OR ELSE YOU WILL BECOME A MONKEY WITH TENTICLES
Me: *shuts laptop* 👁️👄👁️

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