There was a young fellow named keith
Who performed circumcisions with his teeth
He didn't do it for leisure
Nor sexual pleasure
But for the cheese underneath.
Who performed circumcisions with his teeth
He didn't do it for leisure
Nor sexual pleasure
But for the cheese underneath.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
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Get the tease mug.1. Unit of measurement. An amount of time between discipline actions at a company. Generally seen as 48 hours.
2. noun/verb. To screw up so badly that a tool or piece of equipment is no longer usable by most people.
2. noun/verb. To screw up so badly that a tool or piece of equipment is no longer usable by most people.
1. Well, looks like Mike is running at 1.5 Teakells.
2. Dude, I had to borrow your drill yesterday...and...well...it got Teakell'd. Lucky for you, there's a warranty repair center in town.
2. Dude, I had to borrow your drill yesterday...and...well...it got Teakell'd. Lucky for you, there's a warranty repair center in town.
by CR-Pyro October 17, 2007
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by Georgie Hurnek September 15, 2010
Get the cock tease mug.Polish for "penis." A cruel joke was probably played on by Polish settlers on the town of Teaneck, NJ. I can see the semblance between the town and a dick.
by Alex May 13, 2005
Get the teaneck mug.This is when your girlfriend makes you wait untile your birthday to have any sort of sexual activity to tease you untile you can't take it anymore!!! Also you must withstand seeing her more then 4 times a week without doing anything except for kissing and hugging.
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