Tactic

Because you won't stop harassing me I the fucking workplace. Cut it out. That is not the most important part of all this Dave. Fuck your kids.

Hym "Yeah, we're all using tactics. Not what you are doing is engaging in this endless circular argument to bully me into saying I am threatening you kids so that you can say 'Well then jail'. As though that is how this should work. Fuck your kids. You're selfish pricks and you don't actually DO anything good for anyone. And if you do it's to spite me at my expense over kids I haven't murdered. All to make a point about my defeatability or something. No matter what happens it will not ever constitute some kind of conceptual defeat for me. You won when the school shooting per year went do and that is the only win you ever need to get. You would have had fewer if you would have listened in the first fucking place you stupid pieces of shit. You're the downing man here and now because I didn't fucking save you right the kike boat driver isn't letting me back on the boat. I don't have to live like this and I don't have to do anything other than tell you to do it for it to change for me. So I'm not going to. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

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looney tunes tactics

A combat style where you fight with the most out there strats, like an early 90's controlled chaos type cartoon

In AntonBlast, satan fights you on some genuine looney tunes tactics.

by anonymous January 26, 2025

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Tactical fried chicken

You get advantage on attack rolls in the hood

He threw the tactical fried chicken into the hood and distracted the monkeys

by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 29, 2025

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Tillamook Tactical

When they want to put it in your butt, but they can't get it in because you ate too much cheese.

I knew she was Tillamook Tactical when I could not penetrate her brown-eye.

by TAINTMASTERX February 8, 2025

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Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

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Gazpacho Tactics

1) When one is trying to describe "Gestapo Tactics", but is as clueless as WWII scholar and Holocaust historian Marjorie Taylor Greene.

2) A sarcastic comment on contemporary American policing tactics when they use ridiculously-excessive shows of force against non-existent threats to public safety.

3) Any comically-excessive intimidation tactic that's completely out of proportion to the threat. (if any)

Also see "Gazpacho Police"

Sending thirty cops to a Tesla dealership where nothing was happening was nothing but blatant Gazpacho Tactics and a waste of resources.

by Ed Cox March 18, 2025

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