A spin-off of glazing, but by which the glazer has purposeful intent behind their meatriding. Used as a means to an end, or in this case a glaze quid pro quo, if you will.
Me: "Hey boss, did you get your hair cut, you're looking sharp today!"
Friend: "How's it taste? You're doing tricks on it."
Me: "Tactical glaze. My review is next week."
Friend: "How's it taste? You're doing tricks on it."
Me: "Tactical glaze. My review is next week."
by FrickyFrickyFresh July 2, 2024
Get the Tactical Glazemug. When one is in dire need of a wank and only has short amount of time. Usually when one is soon to be in an arousing situation, or is simply in the mood but short on time. Usually not as satisfying and can result in dick burn.
by Jake C March 14, 2014
Get the quick tacticalmug. While drunk, making the responsible decision to end the night on your own terms; because you know if you don't the rest of your night will only get worse.
Kat- "Hey Tony what happened last night? You missed the after party."
Tony- "Sorry, I had to pull a tactical pass out before shit got real ugly."
Tony- "Sorry, I had to pull a tactical pass out before shit got real ugly."
by Tonybaloneypony April 11, 2017
Get the Tactical pass outmug. The tactical use of the well-known (and highly available) Italian dish. The dish consists of, pasta stuffed (usually) with cheese and/or meat. Its tactical use as an emergency source of energy, or as a means to prolonging ones stamina probably dates back to roman times. The tactical nature of its use often falls out of line with social norms, for example, a tactical user would more likely be eating tortellini for breakfast rather than dinner.
by RabbitCheese May 5, 2017
Get the tactical tortellinimug. When someone has a tactical gun, it has a bunch of gadgets and gizmos that make it more effective in battle. Military nuts take this too far and now we have tactical toilet paper. It has a laser light attachment to ensure the most accurate wipe of your life.
This isn't to be confused with the actual definition of tactical. When someone says "tactical pistol" it just has a bunch of fancy James bond robo cop stuff on it.
This isn't to be confused with the actual definition of tactical. When someone says "tactical pistol" it just has a bunch of fancy James bond robo cop stuff on it.
by JustAwesome3601 July 12, 2024
Get the Tacticalmug. The emergency sandwich (usually containing cheese and ham) or kebab that is consumed towards the end of a party/night out.
It always tastes better than any other food.
Cannot be consumed when sober.
It always tastes better than any other food.
Cannot be consumed when sober.
by tacticalboo January 4, 2011
Get the Tactical Sandwichmug. (with respect to a point in time (or space))
An adjective used to attach an expected delayed arrival to an otherwise precise date.
Alternatively also used to attach an expected imprecision to an otherwised fixed meeting place.
An adjective used to attach an expected delayed arrival to an otherwise precise date.
Alternatively also used to attach an expected imprecision to an otherwised fixed meeting place.
Gabi: "Let's meet at a tactical 12:15."
*Maja is on time, Rosi isn't*
Maja: "Where is Rosi?"
Gabi: "Don't blame him, we agreed on a tactical date."
Maja "Fair."
*Maja is on time, Rosi isn't*
Maja: "Where is Rosi?"
Gabi: "Don't blame him, we agreed on a tactical date."
Maja "Fair."
by Tactical Tactician April 9, 2025
Get the Tacticalmug.