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Port Sydney 

An exciting town in northern Ontario, with an absolutely huge selection of exciting activities to partake in. Known for its well stocked general store, great night life, and residents insistence on calling the colour pink, "salmon".
John Green:I drove through Port Sydney once. It was a fucking amazing time. At least one awesome person lives there, I could feel it.
Port Sydney by climaxmold February 24, 2011
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Sydney is a fun loving two-faced chick. She is the popular girl at school, and the drug addict 10 years later. Don’t let her sexy looks fool you, she has another side to her.
Sydney’s hot as hell!
Sydney by FoxIt October 16, 2015
the biggest bitch you'll ever met. Usually, has really bomb teeth, nice hair, skinny, and beautiful, but still a bitch.
Bro 1: See that girl over there?
Bro 2: Yeah, she's for sure a Sydney
Bro 1: for sure
Sydney by kisses, A December 30, 2015

Hampden Sydney College 

It is the home of the emotionally and mentally challenged. Only rich, pompous, faggy fucknuts attend because they are too stupid to be admitted into any other school that is inhabited solely by trust-fund cunts such as Harvard, Princeton, and USC. The only real difference between HSC and the others listed is that the HSC population is entirely homosexual. Seersucker pants, polo shirts with popped collars, and that HSC is an all male college are the greatest indicators to the incredible amount of pompous homosexuality of all who inhabit HSC. God hates HSC and every person that goes there needs to be beaten down with a rusty shovel being that it would be a favor to mankind.
EXAMPLE 1
hey, are you a pompous homosexual who wears seersucker pants and polo shirts with popped collars?

yeah

you are a huge fag. you go to Hampden Sydney College don't you?

why yes i do

EXAMPLE 2
hey, i beat off onto my cereal every morning.

do you go to hsc?

yes, yes i do
A dumb whore with big tits.
Sydney's have an 80% higher chance of becoming pornstars.
Sydney by Drywall86 February 11, 2013
Sydney is a girl with a skunk stripe of color in her hair. She is into singing and photography and is very good at both of them. She is also a heart breaker, she uses guys so that she can break up with her stupid boyfriends. She is a big old slank that every guy thinks is beautiful, but truly she is an evil evil woman.
Goodness, that girl standing on the corner is such a Sydney!
Sydney by Funny Woman 1995 August 22, 2011