surfing the crimson tide

menstruating also known as on the blob, having the painters in,

As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

crowd surfing

When a desperate female from outside attempts to latch onto a male in a specific friend group to attain quick friendship and placement in group. Also, an already friend female who sleeps with or is in a relationship with multiple males in said group.

Darcy's been crowd surfing with John, Jimmy, and Jeff! Watch out, you could be next.

by swelling August 17, 2008

Surfing the crimson wave

refers to when a female is menstruating. crimson means red, as in red as blood. the wave alludes to the emotional waves that many females experience when on their period. hence, riding the waves of emotion while menstruating.

can be used in a negative way. "Dude, she's so moody. She must be surfing the crimson wave!" can also be used in a positive way. "Ebony, do you have a pad? I'm surfing the wave."

by Bandleader November 10, 2005

surf zombies

Surf zombies are those apparently undead standing motionless on a beach watching the waves break. They often are surfers, and can be recognized by the glassy stare.

I can't even see the break with that horde of surf zombies in the way!

by Harry Bastard November 06, 2009

Swag Surfing

Swerving in and out of your lane when driving under the influence.

"After the party I attempted to drive home and my friend kept commenting on my swag surfing."

by Swag Surfer Champ December 08, 2009

Pebble cliff surfing

Pebble cliff surfing is a sport which consists of a cliff covered in pebbles and a wreaked pair of trainers. you simply stay mounted on your feet in a squating posision and glide down the cliff. this sport is used to mainly give an adreniline boost. it was first dicoverd when ross gregory was climbing a steap pebbley cliff in seaton and when he got to the to he slipped and glidded down the cliff at a considerible speed aquiring a sudden rush of adreniline, the sport was then persuied by many of his family and friends its now known as a national sport and competitions are held around the world.

George flew as if he was pebble cliff surfing.

by cliffsurfinggeeza December 06, 2011

surf the pink beach

1. when a female plays with her own clitoris.
2. stimulation of the pussy with one's hands.

1.Dandy was such a faggot, michelle had no choice but to use her own two hands and surf the pink beach.
2. Damn I'm horney, said shamiqua, I need to go the bathroom and surf my pink beach

by jimmy jam February 13, 2005