turkey stuffing

When a drunken virgin woman makes the decision to concent to anal sex before attempting vaginal sex. The male must be at least five years older for it to be a true turkey stuffing. For an authentic turkey stuffing the woman must perform oral sex after at least three rounds of anal sex. A common identifier is that the woman will have an akward limp the morning after this turkey stuffing. Much like the indians limped off after thanksgiving when the pilgrams totally kicked there ass.( this really happened to a girl at my highschool )

Im really tired coach. I had a long night of turkey stuffing with some drunk bitch in high school. Anyways back to work for that superbowl ring.

by The L town Kids July 20, 2008

Stuffed up dragon

When you had a little too many whiskey cocktails and want to mix it up with your girlfriend,maybe she was being a little annoying that day so you want to pay her back.Make her go down on you,it helps if you havent showered in a few days just makes it a little more satisfying,now when you blow your load in her mouth pull out quickly,with her innocent face staring at you cover her mouth and slap her cheeks together and your stinky load with go through her throat and out her nose..she may even groan like a cum breathing dragon..pull your pants up,walk to the kitchen,make yourself a smooth and strong whiskey,put on some johnny cash and realize what lifes all about..

i tell yah theres nothing like giving your girl a stuffed up dragon

by whiskeylivin June 3, 2009

stiffie

noun.
1.an erect penis
2.Jordyn

Austin says:
that stiffie is such a lesbian
Eli says:
...
Eli says:
wtf tommy XDDD

by Fruit Carver September 16, 2008

get stuffed

a word used by non-solid people who think they're solid

people like Harry Corns and Duncan Robertson

by David Richardson March 1, 2005

Double Stuffing

When fucking a pregnant woman with a girl on the way, thereby fucking her in the process.

Steve: Hey, you see that chick over there?
Justin: Who? The pregnant one?
Steve: Yeah dude, she's pretty hot.
Justin: Man, I'd really love to give her a double stuffing.

by BisonMemorabilia January 9, 2013

Stuffwell

1) An annoying suitcase that can talk.
2) Someone who forces you to learn things you already know.

(Point is, Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time is a fun game, but that suitcase can go die in a fire)

1) Shut up, you Stuffwell, and let me put another shirt in you!
2) Shut up, you Stuffwell! I'm human! I KNOW how to breathe!

by MML129 January 8, 2013

Sock-Stuffer

A jerkoff. Derived from the fact that he has sex with socks and the crevices between couch cushions (perhaps both at the same time) because he's a dillhole. Not to be confused with a snake-maker.

Jack always brags about how many women he banged over the weekend, but everyone in his class knows he's just a sock-stuffer.

by JustAnotherGuy October 16, 2012