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steven universe

Timmy: hey, i'm watching steven universe
Nicki: grl, i don't like that gay space rocks show, periodt bitch
by dojacatnotofficiallol April 30, 2020
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Cyclone Steven

An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.
News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone Steven hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed two cans of baked beans and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."
by DanVito December 9, 2008
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klare stevens

klare is an incredibly amazing person. she'll always be there for you despite the distance between you and will cheer you up with her videos of her adventures. klare deserves more than anything in the world and deserves to have someone there for her. never pass up being friends with her she might just change your life. klare is also beautiful inside and out and her smile is contagious.
dude, you're dating emma?? thought you would go for more of a 'klare stevens' type person.
by gaelilfae September 11, 2020
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Steven with a lightsaber

Stevens weapon of choice his ultimate power weapon of Destruction his slaying unit / tool used for any and every Adventure that he will and we'll ever go on also every Adventure he has been on and will be on not really the active sling went down both literally and sexually his power tool of persuasion and destruction
She was slain down by Steven with a lightsaber
by Skitz January 12, 2022
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Steven Jong

Steven Jong is a person you won't want to miss. When your with Steven, he got you feelin some typa way. He's that guy that just spawns in. Ur gonna have a dream about him, next day he wakes up with you! He's got that tryhard asian rizz. Steven Jong's these days are hard to come across but when your with him you become hard. Especially when he's with Jack, Rubun, Neil, or basically and Indian. He the kinda guy to have romance scenes in real life. He basically is the Weeknd.
Steven Jong has got that swag Jeffery Dahmeer rizz.
by Rubun Naga July 8, 2023
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Risë Stevens

(pronounced "REE-sah") (born June 11, 1913, New York City) is a famous opera singer who was popular from the 1940's through the 1960's.
Why don't you come over to my house and listen to my recording of Risë Stevens singing Carmen.
by Crystal Myth February 2, 2010
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Steven Grant

A middle aged man, with multiple personalities, who owns a goldfish, is a huge history nerd, who's in love with is other personality's ex wife and it's the loml (real)
Person 1: hey do you know who Steven Grant is?
Person 2: YES OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!
by the anxious pheseant October 24, 2022
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