stanley steamer

when a woman puts saran wrap over her face then her partner takes a shit on her face so she can feel the hot steam.

I laid this bitch down on the ground and put saran wrap on her face, then i gave her a stanley steamer

by bigg k- dogg December 3, 2003

Inverted Cleveland Steamer

1) Taking a dump on someone's back.
2) Releasing dung on to someone's chest while being suspended in the air upside down.

Ralphy O'Higgins proceeded to deliver an inverted cleveland steamer on Ling Ling after hours of passionate butt sex.

by Don Everest April 6, 2005

Tampa Bay Sheet Steamer

Puking on your buddy's back in a Tampa hotel room after a night of drinking, usually as a result of the Pat and Ron finisher.

"Who gave me the Tampa Bay Sheet Steamer last night?"
"Couldn't have been me, I didn't have the mashed potatoes yesterday."

by StanCo... March 6, 2009

cleveland steamers

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

Rhode Island Steamer

When at a public beach or pool, you go next to a group of swimmers, pull your trunks down, and take a dump. This is common pratice at Rhode Island beaches, with the locals thinking nothing of it.

I went next to a group of swimmers and treated them to a nice Rhode Island Steamer, which seem to bring smiles to their faces.

by RI funguy July 3, 2010

Steers

A Big bunch of cheesy potatos

Ummm don't you just love cheesy potatos

Yes I like steers

by cheesy potatos in my pants October 9, 2009

Dutch Steamer

The act of defecating in a pot and placing it on a hot plate in your ex-girlfriend's dorm room.

Gross! That bastard left a dutch steamer in my room! They had to fumigate my whole floor.

by El_choco October 30, 2008