Squirrel Balls

When your pants are so tight in the crotch and your balls suck up inside you.

My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating.

by Gerry Larry April 20, 2013

squirrel uprising

the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen

Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?

Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up

squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population

by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

Squirrel Rabbit

Someone that likes nuts like a squirrel and hops like a rabbit to each pair

Omg Becky is such a squirrel rabbit she's hit up every guy in school

by F and D October 06, 2016

Squirrels penis

Also known as a 'Wet Willy'

It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 03, 2022

punching the squirrel

When you puke in a toilet

He was face down in the stall, punching the squirrel

by Tunod81 November 24, 2017

squirrel gag

When a big black man chokes a small asian woman during sex. The noise she makes sounds like a squirrel gagging.

Jerome: Ah hell yeah!

Tyler: What's the matter Jerome?

Jerome: My girl wants me to do some squirrel gag!

by OFFENSIVE WORD FOR A BLACK MAN February 03, 2018

weed squirrel

A weed squirrel is any person who conserves nuglets, nuglings, shake, and half-bowls for consumption when weed is scarce.

Dude, quit being such a fucking weed squirrel, we can always buy another sack.

by Ross Vernal March 01, 2013