What a boobs-living dude's lustful gaze "sees printed" on the portion of a buxom gal's shirt-front that's being "obviously held out" by da gal's huge juicy gazongas that dwell beneath.
Just because a chick happens to possess exceptionally-bountiful chest-pillowz doesn't mean dat she's consciously or intentionally "presenting" or "offering" them to you for use as "stress orbs" or dat she wants you to knead them like Play-Doh... they're merely part of her body; she's not holding them out there in a "Pleeze squeeze theeze" gesture!
by QuacksO May 02, 2019
The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!
by calfsquezers December 31, 2018
A stronger kind of squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, when you REALLY want someone to withdraw their hand out of it. Only works if packet belongs to you. Preceded by Gentle squeeze, and only used if it fails to achieve required effect.
Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hand into Bha's crisps packet*
Bha: (While listening or replying to smalltalk) *Performs Gentle squeeze)*
Bing: *Continues to fish for crisps in Bha's packet*
Bha: *Performs Strong squeeze*
Bing: *Withdraws hand*
Bha: (While listening or replying to smalltalk) *Performs Gentle squeeze)*
Bing: *Continues to fish for crisps in Bha's packet*
Bha: *Performs Strong squeeze*
Bing: *Withdraws hand*
by bha gilani September 30, 2009
Squeezed Play is when your the one sitting in the middle on the couch and get mashed inbetween two fat people.
by DBKing1961 April 23, 2010
noun.
- the process where one inhales too quick, that his lungs begin to constrict rather than expand, Therefore leaving that person wheezing and coughing for air.
- the process where one inhales too quick, that his lungs begin to constrict rather than expand, Therefore leaving that person wheezing and coughing for air.
by #iMadeinstagram September 16, 2014
by Ajhowie3 March 01, 2017
Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.
by Jesus of the Squeezus July 08, 2017