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by Wex tonerich May 9, 2018
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Get the Beaver Splitter mug.Kim Slatter is the type of guy everyone knows from somewhere, or have some sort of relation to. To be a Kim Slatter you need an outstandingly smart mouth, but a sparkling goodguy personality to go with it. In that way it is - almost- impossible not to like you. To be a real Kim Slatter you need to look badass AF, But at the same time be able to charm the grumpiest of old ladies with your charming and loving personality.
"Do I know you?"
- No, But i'm the cousin in law step-nephew of Kim Slatter's coworker.
" oh! I know him, Nice to meet you.
- No, But i'm the cousin in law step-nephew of Kim Slatter's coworker.
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by Mtsmtsmts June 9, 2019
Get the kim slatter mug.Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
Get the Biscuit Spitters mug.Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
Get the Biscuit Spitters mug.Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?
You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020
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