nano-speak

Idle chit-chat, small talk, or casual conversation for the digital age. Short conversation meant to encapsulate an informal thought or idea. Also useful for people with short attention spans in the "Twitter" era.

Dude: Bro, I saw Gary the other day down at the bodega.

Dude #2: Oh yeah, you ask him about his divorce?

Dude: Nah, just some nano-speak about the weather and TV. I didn't want to get into a long conversation about his pain.

Dude #2: His wife was hot.

by Murphy L. Piddleton April 16, 2009

Speado

noun, friendly insult; like paedo but used to describe a young person who finds a person a few years younger than themselves attractive.

also, 'speedo'

"You speado! What's the matter, can't get a girlfriend your own age?!"


Peanut: "so she's like, what, 19?"
Justin: "Uh, try 9, dude..."
Lauren: "SPEEEEEDOOOOO!"

by peanutismint April 28, 2005

speaka chinese

being english with a retarded chinese accent.

Person 1 "I speaka chinese"

by teh lul master mr babe July 31, 2011

spadazzle

The act of releasing copius ammounts of semenal fluid onto another.

I just spadazzled your mom.

BOOMF, spadazzled.

Jimmy woke up to find that after what he thought to be a peacefull nights sleep, he had actually been spadazzled.

by JoeJoeJoeJoeAndJoeJoe December 3, 2006

e-speak

The language of online hobos and foreigners who don't really speak English at all, but are under the false impression that they speak perfectly, just because they stalk and harass a whole lot of innocent teenage girls over the internet in their spare time.

To form words, you merely omit MOST vowels, but leave just enough that the annoyed person on the receiving end of your message can barely make out what you mean. (see examples)

It is infuriating to decipher when you have somewhere to be and a whole page of offline messages in e-speak pops up on Yahoo Messenger from your foreign friend, who happens to be an ugly old fart from a country whose name you can't pronounce.

Tk cr n hv a lvly nit

e-speak for: Take care and have a lovely night

u knw wat swthrt, u hv drivn me crzy

e-speak for: You know what sweetheart, you have driven me crazy

by XXsilentheatXX July 17, 2009

leet speak

Using a symbol/letter/number to replace some letters in a sentence so that instead of:

"Everyone eats rice"

it becomes:

"3\/3ry0|\|3 347s r1c3"

Almost unreadable.

by Dolly November 28, 2003

Speaka No

A person who doesn't speak English usu. a Mexican that Serves you food or Bust tables, Cook , or Wash dishes, etc... in a Mexican Restaurant.
Related to Mexicam

Sally: I need more orange drank in my glass,

Betty: Well hold yo glass up to the speaka no so he can Refill it.

Lady: Can I get some french fries and wings

Waiter: Ah...flies...y....y...wens?
Lady: *louder* NO FRIES AND WINGS!
Waiter: y...y...Speaka No....Speaka No Ingles
Lady to Friend: Why is a Speaka No waiting tables?

by Jill Damnit June 5, 2010