evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018

Sour Cream Donut

Pulling out and ejaculating around the vagina

John: "What happened last night?"
Jake: "I gave her the nastiest sour Cream donut bro"

by Upa popo July 19, 2017

sour peach

Liquid that comes out from a male penis when masturbating

Davyn accidentally sprayed sour peach on Sean

by Vesayrius July 19, 2017

sour twat

A sour...
1) A great word to shout out.

2) A woman's vagina.

3) A blow to the face or genitalia.

4) Used by Tweety.

5) An offensive term for a person.

6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.

Shut up you little sour twat.
You don't gotta be a sour twat bout it

by Gotyoazz August 9, 2017

sour twat

A dirty, disgusting and often bitchy/pissy twat

Shut up you litte sour twat!
Go wash yo sour twat!'

by Gotyoazz August 10, 2017

Sour bit

Meaning "a bit sour".

"Is this candy sour? "
"Not really, after you bite it, its got a sour bit to it."

by Trap Garage August 13, 2017

Sour Cream

When the temptation of nutting raw in a tight one is made questionable by the appearance of the owner of said "tight one". But u still go for it with a slight cringe expression. Thus creating a "sour cream"

Did you see that ferrel chick Tom brought home yesterday? That would've been a sour cream

by Kowaibuns August 21, 2017