Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network

thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party

by clayhands December 9, 2010

soberies

The people that don't smoke or do drugs. Noun version of sober.

The soberies hid all the beer in the party.

by Its a word January 4, 2011

slerns

a synonym for the word slut, commonly used in east county.

OMG that girl Kirsten is a slerns, you don't wanna talk to her"

by Butterswhaternsslernz May 2, 2011

sober sully

When a male friend decides he decides to poop on your party by not partaking in beverage consumption.

Friend 1 - My vag hurts and I dont want to drink
Friend 2- GODDAM IT STOP BEING A SOBER SULLY

by DickSmash McIroncawk November 12, 2012

Soberitus

A disease caused by not consuming enough alcohol

"The last time I got drunk was like 2 weeks ago!!" "Oh dear! I think you need to go to the doctors.. It sounds like you have soberitus!!"

by WillandClaire February 1, 2013

sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

by Hubbz September 23, 2013

sober wheel driver

sober wheel driver

Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.

Why risk a dui when Urban Taxi Cab will get YOU & YOUR VEHICLE home or your destination safe? Stay sober behind the wheel with Urban Taxi Cab's Sober Wheel Driver. #urbantaxicab

by save_soul5000 March 22, 2014