The act of jerking off with soap in the shower. ( My boyfriend and I were enjoying some shower fun and I started soaping his junk for him and I said "I'm soaping you off" and it stuck.
by Freakyqueen May 3, 2018

by let me ask you if i care-bean January 28, 2020

A soap for those especially cocky and arrogant. When not wanted to be embarrassed, Jason Soap is a good excuse, as you can blame it as a rash effect.
by applejuicee December 31, 2019

A "Soap Response" is a conversational response that shows ignorance, or controversy-fueled responses. Responses can also be nonchalant.
Guy 1: "You're stupid, on god."
Guy 2: "Who is that?" - Soap Response
Guy 1: "Put it on the Bible."
Guy 2: "Not putting anything on that comic book." - Soap Response
Guy 1: "You're gay, bro."
Guy 2: "Only on Sundays." - Soap Response
Guy 1: "You better ask God for forgiveness."
Guy 2: "Tell him to FaceTime me." - Soap Response
Guy 2: "Who is that?" - Soap Response
Guy 1: "Put it on the Bible."
Guy 2: "Not putting anything on that comic book." - Soap Response
Guy 1: "You're gay, bro."
Guy 2: "Only on Sundays." - Soap Response
Guy 1: "You better ask God for forgiveness."
Guy 2: "Tell him to FaceTime me." - Soap Response
by league99 May 31, 2024

by gobbleman August 1, 2022

used to describe someone who uses soap after touching almost everything and anything that is slightly filthy.
"hey im gonna go see if they have any more hand sanitizer"
"why"
"because i just touched my shoe, and i know that later im gonna touch my face, and then im gonna get zits!"
wow dude your a soap-a-holic
"why"
"because i just touched my shoe, and i know that later im gonna touch my face, and then im gonna get zits!"
wow dude your a soap-a-holic
by zerek44 April 19, 2010

A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.
“Hi Jon Scott”
“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”
“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”
by Frederic Bertie February 9, 2024
