Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Titanic, Gigli, 8 mile, etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006

Fire Snakes

When your shit is loose, violent & it burns your asshole

Several hours after a huge, spicy meal at Azteca, John was atop the porcelain throne, moaning in agony, shitting fire snakes.

by Alex P. March 25, 2003

snake thirsty

Mad, very, incurable thirst for a drink.

Yo, Im snake thirsty money hungry son!

by omis September 8, 2009

Snake Batten

When somebody steals a moth he is a Snake Batten.

My friend Ben Curtis had this girl but then Snake Batten snaked her.

by Sly D September 29, 2011

Boomba Snake

The nickname given to former Chicago Bear runningback Curtis Enis. The origin of the name is unknown, but it said to describe the running style of the man.

Oh snap, look at that 50 yard bomb from Erik Kramer to Curtis Boomba Snake Enis!

by Coach Minter October 18, 2008

sweater snake

An uncircumcised penis

Judy: Wow, the way the foreskin wraps around the penis looks kind of like a snake wearing a sweater!
Paul: One could even call it a sweater snake...

by Clitty Clout February 21, 2014

snake dissing

Snake dissing is the way that wiggas say sneak dissing.

Deshawn *whispers* Look at Roberts bitch ass clothes.
Dontrell *whispers* Word up, straight Salvation Army.
Bob AY YO WHY YOU SNAKE DISSING MAYN Y'ALL ARE SNAKES!

by MacAntics May 14, 2015