Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Titanic, Gigli, 8 mile, etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006

Fire Snakes

When your shit is loose, violent & it burns your asshole

Several hours after a huge, spicy meal at Azteca, John was atop the porcelain throne, moaning in agony, shitting fire snakes.

by Alex P. March 25, 2003

Shit Snake

A long and glorious shit that often clogs the toilet.

"I need a plunger to fight this massive shit snake!"

by FLAMINGEPICNUKEFAIL November 15, 2016

Cream snake

Where two men jerk off together, the first man cums and the other man uses the firsts cum as a lubricant

Jake and I cream snaked last night

by Jkjkjajsdks May 8, 2021

Boomba Snake

The nickname given to former Chicago Bear runningback Curtis Enis. The origin of the name is unknown, but it said to describe the running style of the man.

Oh snap, look at that 50 yard bomb from Erik Kramer to Curtis Boomba Snake Enis!

by Coach Minter October 18, 2008

Snake Duster

The act of snorting cocaine (i.e. booger sugar, fine China, snow, blow, dust, flake, nose candy) off of your lover's/random twink's fully torqued, veiny, triumphant meat shaft (i.e. penis).

Nothing says gay cruise like snake dusters in the boiler room before the couples massage...

by Thee Maldo February 2, 2023

snake dissing

Snake dissing is the way that wiggas say sneak dissing.

Deshawn *whispers* Look at Roberts bitch ass clothes.
Dontrell *whispers* Word up, straight Salvation Army.
Bob AY YO WHY YOU SNAKE DISSING MAYN Y'ALL ARE SNAKES!

by MacAntics May 14, 2015