Sloppy Dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip

Greg: “wanna give me a sloppy Dallas?”
Martha: “greg, we’ve been divorced for 3 years. Go away!”
Greg: “...so is that a yes?”

by Conk Adonk October 16, 2020

sloppy dallas

a blowjob with a lip full 'o dip

"Jenny gave me a sloppy dallas last night!"
"what the hell is that?"

by anonymous October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

The act of giving oral relief whilst having a large quantity of dip in the mouth

Hey son, can you give me the good old sloppy Dallas

by Sloppy Dallas October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

verb. an event between one giving one other oral representation while dip (chewing tobacco) is inside their mouth and leaving either a turd sized lump onto the shaft of the other member or leaving lawn clipping sized peices along the shaft close to the representation of ants on a log

"nasty gave tomato soup a sloppy dallas."

by corbin rainey May 23, 2022

Sloppy Dallas

When your girl packs a massive lip of dip and gives her honky a blowjob

"Why do you keep grabbing your crotch, did you put you nards in the dip can again?"

"Nah, my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas"

by Bonk_ripper October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When a guy/girl goes to give you a blow job with a mouth full of Tabbaco/dip.

Guy: Yo I got a sloppy Dallas last night

by Bababooy October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you get a sloppy blowjob by a girl with a ton of Dip in her mouth and your shaft starts looking like a living turd.

"Ay can you give me a Sloppy Dallas tonight?"
"Sorry brother but dad will beat us again when i do that."

by kickaboo_ October 15, 2020